The Worst

An admirer of the finer and more pitiful things life has to offer, as seen on my other sites:

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Jan 28 '12

Tags: radio podcast mixtape Black Bananas Lee Ranaldo Wild Flag

Jan 27 '12
I don’t normally care for theatre, but I could get behind this.

I don’t normally care for theatre, but I could get behind this.

Tags: Seance Theatre Doggystyle

Jan 26 '12

Headlines:

Oscar De La Hoya Sued After Alleged Drug-Fueled, Kinky Orgy — Report: Demi Moore Doing “Whip-Its” Before Rushed to Hospital — Polygamous leader contradicts himself in tax court — Toilet rebate a progressive move — Seniors told to give up pets — Fearless C.B. moose may be euthanized — City resident afraid foxes will get her cat — Boy worried robbers will come to get him — Spanking with object is OK, defence argues — Police: Ax Murderer Ate Victim’s Eyeball, Brain -&- Pink flamingo pummeling puts woman in the pokey

1 note Tags: Oscar de la Hoya Orgy Drugs Demi Moore Whip Its Pink Flamingo Polygamy Taxes Moose Cat Spanking Ax Murderer

Jan 26 '12
Professional Prankster Sue Sullivan stands outside an elementary school during recess.

Professional Prankster Sue Sullivan stands outside an elementary school during recess.

Tags: Pranks Puppies Protest

Jan 25 '12

Headlines:

Pennsylvania police officer filmed firing taser at teenage girl’s crotch — Cat in the cockpit grounds Toronto-bound airplane — Kitty cat trapped in a hot tin tube — Germany: A Bear Will Dream in Bronze — Spies spying on other spies — ‘Headless Body in Topless Bar’ Killer Denied Parole  — Mother Accused of Microwaving Baby is Pregnant Again, Report — Newly-bald Cynthia Nixon ‘gay by choice’ — Report: Teen calls cops on mom for having loud sex -&- Toronto Teens Send Lego Man Into Space

Tags: Taser Girl Crotch Cockpit Cats Kitty Bear Dreams Spying Spies Spy on Spies Headless Topless Gay Choice Lego Space Loud Sex

Jan 24 '12

Headlines:

Disney workers allowed to grow beards — Bonn’s sex-tax machines prove to be just the ticket for city coffers — Brampton’s tweets are the dirtiest — L.A. Man Arrested for Smoking Pot on Jet Blue Flight — Driver Crashes into Gov’t Building, Leaves Vials of Liquid — Female Babysitter Streamed Sex Abuse Of NJ Girl, 5, On Skype — Police Kill Man Carrying Metal Bar at Carl’s Jr. — Alaskan senior attacks moose to save husband — Tyler slammed for ‘dying racoon’ anthem -&- Dentist who used paper clips in root canals pleads guilty

Tags: Disney Beard Sex Tax Jet Blue Weed Dirty tweets liquid leavers Dentist Paper Clips

Jan 20 '12

2 notes Tags: TV Party Radio Podcast Interview Alan Collins David Cronenberg the Brood Film Editing Roger Corman Jazz Documentaries David Murray Arthur Shilling

Jan 20 '12

Headlines:

Man accused of stuffing eight packages of steaks inside his pants — “At Last” Singer Etta James Dies at Age 73 — School Scraps ‘Cougars’ Mascot After Called Derogatory — ‘I would never consider doing it in a million years’: Woman with two vaginas rejects $1million offer to make adult film — Mother Gets Death for Killing Husband, Sons With Pillow and Sword — Woman mistook severed human head for prop — Man arrested after confronting girlfriend for ‘casting spells’ -&- Fat cat abandoned in Fredericton, now on diet

Tags: Steak Pants Etta James Cougars Mascot Double-Vag Mother Smother Fat Cat Voodoo

Jan 19 '12

Headlines:

Woman Offered Sexual Favors for Chicken McNuggets — Porn industry threatens to pull out of L.A. over condom order — Doctor Sued For Overly Large Breast Implants — Hikers find severed human head near iconic Hollywood sign — Costa Concordia Captain Claims He Tripped And Fell Into A Lifeboat — Ballet gets kids talking about domestic violence — Transport agency regrets screening colostomy bag but denies strip search -&- Inmate Hospitalized After Allegedly Smuggling 10-inch Pistol In Rectum

Tags: McNuggets Sexual Favors Porn Condom Breast Implants Costa Concordia Ballet Domestic Violence Pistol Rectum Colostomy

Jan 18 '12
MEME’d

MEME’d

7 notes Tags: MEME Rules Fat kid Inspirational

Jan 18 '12
“Rules are made for people who aren’t willing to make up their own.” - Chuck Yeager

“Rules are made for people who aren’t willing to make up their own.” - Chuck Yeager

1 note Tags: Quotes Fat Kid Planes Yeager Rules Inspirational

Jan 18 '12

Headlines:

Sperm donor who has fathered 14 is a virgin — ‘Model warned before walking into propeller’ — ‘Mean drunk’ smears iguana ‘poop’ on teenager’s face — Man charged with damaging property with a sword — Dead man left in public toilet for five days — Police: Pinkberry Founder Beat Homeless Man with Tire Iron Over Tattoo — 5-year old Accused of Stabbing 3 in Juice Box Dispute — Ringing cellphone halts symphony -&- Researchers see smiley face in cancer cell

Tags: Virgin Sperm Donor Model Propeller Iguana Poop Swords Public Toilet Juice Box Dispute Cell Cancer Smile Symphony

Jan 11 '12

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Jan 11 '12

Headlines:

Make-A-Wish Kid, 7, Blows Up Grain Silo — Rich Mexican filmed attacking doorman — Females prefer well-fed males: study — Man credits SpongeBob shorts for rescue — Man saws off dead dad’s fingers to steal gun — Parolee Living in Parent’s Driveway Arrested in Woman’s Death — U.S. rape definition changed to include men — McDonald’s to be Britain’s largest retailer; of children’s books -&- Rosie O’Donnell on the hook over shark killings 

1 note Tags: Rosie Make-A-Wish Cancer Grain Silo Rich Mexican Doorman SpongeBob McDonald's

Jan 10 '12

Headlines:

Man Has 180-pound Tumor Removed — Zimbabwe outlaws sale of used knickers — Mickey Mouse photo tweet lands Egyptian telecom magnate in court — French ‘Honour’ is anything but — China cracks down on TV’s ‘excessive entertainment,’ demands more news — Woman Admits Faking Daughter’s Death to Get More Vacation Time — Gang rape investigation could take ‘a long time’ — Driver too drunk to know car’s on fire -&- Man Trying to Sell Son on Facebook For $20M

1 note Tags: Not a Tuma! Used Knickers French Honour