The Worst: Archive

Feb 1st

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Jan 29th

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Quake survivors fear child-eating spirits — South Florida factory produces sex gum — In bid to win back ex, woman to undergo surgery to resemble Jessica Alba — Kiefer Sutherland embroiled in Mexican fake-cow scheme — Woman has dentist’s drill bit in head for 11 months — Pete Doherty fined for ‘sheer stupidity’ — Susan Boyle’s idol calls her a...

Jan 28th

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Auschwitz survivor joins hip-hop band — Fishermen condemn ‘tofu terrorists’ — Lawsuit: Deadly dentures killed man — Act of teen rebellion fizzles out in face of cool parents — No Kicking Penguins — Alberta biter jailed — McDonald’s wrong to fire worker over extra slice of cheese, Dutch court rules -&- Timbaland on Chad Kroeger’s guest...

Jan 27th

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Jan 27th

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Brian Dennehy is two sad old men — U.S. inmate loses fight to play Dungeons & Dragons — NBers among fattest Canadians — Johnny Depp still very much alive despite Internet hoax — Toronto police search for baby after woman claims she gave birth in yard — PETA claims responsibility after Fisheries Minister pied in face — Russia: Mayor Vows to Stop Gay...

Jan 26th

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US to lift 21-year ban on haggis — Woman kills lover by sitting on him — Museum visitor falls on Picasso painting — Man shot in buttocks in northern Vic — Doug the koala dies during surgery — No bail for nude moped crash driver — Mr. Spock to visit Vulcan -&- Women’s Studies, R.I.P.

Jan 25th

Jan 22nd

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Jan 22nd

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Headlines:

Sitting is deadly — Jeers of the clowns — New book suggests Anne of Green Gables was victim of pre-natal drinking — Holiday Inn to provide human bed-warming service in U.K. — Convicted masseur back in business — Zig-a-zig-ha! Spice Girls musical planned — Report: Burger King to sell beer, Whoppers at new bar -&- China sets up state-sanctioned dating website...

Jan 22nd

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‘I’m Scott Brown. I drive a truck’ — Spaceman gives thumbs up to Hawk in Hall — UFC champ Lesnar slams Canadian health care — Games’ snow woes grow — Maine man accused of spraying fox urine on protesters and police officer outside a restaurant — Sex Ed to become Text Ed in program discussing dangers of explicit phoning -&- Texas:...

Jan 21st

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Broadcaster testifies she was in state of ‘menopausal exhaustion’ — Whaleback Nordic Ski Club loses old domain name to company selling sex toy — Foodies find food fascinating — Deliciousness of bamboo browse crucial in naming of baby Bonnie — Woman pulled alive and singing from rubble — Why men use prostitutes — Simon Cowell to become even richer -&-...

Jan 20th

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Jan 20th

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Headlines

N.S. teen accused of trying to have sex with family cat; charged with bestiality — Crazy Hand Lady meets Rage Man — Pope’s attacker freed: ‘I am Christ’ — Terrorism puts snag in Robert Munsch comeback — More Men Marrying Better Educated, Richer Wives — Mounties recover fake unmarked police car stolen from movie prop company — James Cameron,...

Jan 19th

Jan 18th

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Blue suede pews: Elvis church is thriving — Iglesias tells concert he was ‘like a rabbit’ before quitting constant sex — Kiwi bird shuns Prince William — ‘Gas princess,’ pro-Moscow strongman to contest run off — Vancouver moves to quash award in pie caper arrest — Nun hires ad man to persuade women of possibility of life as religious sister...

Jan 18th

Jan 15th

Headlines of the Day:

City councillors debate limiting their debates — Canadians fatter, less active than ever — Iron Maiden drummer mixes metal, meat — John Mayer boasts of making groupies pregnant — Hippo swims away from zoo — Your David Caruso impression could be worth $5,000 — Beckham unveils new Jesus tattoo -&- WWWSD: When all else fails, try living by Will Smith’s...

Jan 13th

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Nova Scotia Bikers are Driving Bacchus to the Future — Beaver magazine finds name all wrong for Internet — Attempted robbery with hugs foiled by blocking door with pickup — Man to be sentenced for stealing chips — Egad, sir! Scandal rocks lawn bowling — Hundreds ride NYC subway bare-legged… in 9th annual no-pants day — Addict sorry for trying to steal...

Jan 12th

Headlines: Police: Man attacks wife with a meatloaf & Superheroes will hand out condoms during Olympics & Cats most disliked

Jan 11th

First sex robot launches →

For the lonely, sensitive male: “Roxxxy the sex robot focuses on meaningful conversation instead of lifelike movement”

Jan 11th

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