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Mysterious ‘Space Ball’ Crashes in Namibia — B.C. men fined for throwing objects at sea lions — Sex party shooting saves man’s life — Haiti: President Retires Raunchy Singing Act — Restaurant re-opens without bear meat — If your partner binge drinks, you might too — Woman says boyfriend threw body waste at her during feud — Santa hat-wearer to face court over hold-up — School Accused of Putting Autistic Boy in Duffel Bag — Man ordered beer,robbed bank,returned to beer-&-911 call:”I ate too much food”