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Sperm donor who has fathered 14 is a virgin — ‘Model warned before walking into propeller’ — ‘Mean drunk’ smears iguana ‘poop’ on teenager’s face — Man charged with damaging property with a sword — Dead man left in public toilet for five days — Police: Pinkberry Founder Beat Homeless Man with Tire Iron Over Tattoo — 5-year old Accused of Stabbing 3 in Juice Box Dispute — Ringing cellphone halts symphony -&- Researchers see smiley face in cancer cell