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Woman Offered Sexual Favors for Chicken McNuggets — Porn industry threatens to pull out of L.A. over condom order — Doctor Sued For Overly Large Breast Implants — Hikers find severed human head near iconic Hollywood sign — Costa Concordia Captain Claims He Tripped And Fell Into A Lifeboat — Ballet gets kids talking about domestic violence — Transport agency regrets screening colostomy bag but denies strip search -&- Inmate Hospitalized After Allegedly Smuggling 10-inch Pistol In Rectum