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Man accused of stuffing eight packages of steaks inside his pants — “At Last” Singer Etta James Dies at Age 73 — School Scraps ‘Cougars’ Mascot After Called Derogatory — ‘I would never consider doing it in a million years’: Woman with two vaginas rejects $1million offer to make adult film — Mother Gets Death for Killing Husband, Sons With Pillow and Sword — Woman mistook severed human head for prop — Man arrested after confronting girlfriend for ‘casting spells’ -&- Fat cat abandoned in Fredericton, now on diet