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Pennsylvania police officer filmed firing taser at teenage girl’s crotch — Cat in the cockpit grounds Toronto-bound airplane — Kitty cat trapped in a hot tin tube — Germany: A Bear Will Dream in Bronze — Spies spying on other spies — ‘Headless Body in Topless Bar’ Killer Denied Parole  — Mother Accused of Microwaving Baby is Pregnant Again, Report — Newly-bald Cynthia Nixon ‘gay by choice’ — Report: Teen calls cops on mom for having loud sex -&- Toronto Teens Send Lego Man Into Space