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Oscar De La Hoya Sued After Alleged Drug-Fueled, Kinky Orgy — Report: Demi Moore Doing “Whip-Its” Before Rushed to Hospital — Polygamous leader contradicts himself in tax court — Toilet rebate a progressive move — Seniors told to give up pets — Fearless C.B. moose may be euthanized — City resident afraid foxes will get her cat — Boy worried robbers will come to get him — Spanking with object is OK, defence argues — Police: Ax Murderer Ate Victim’s Eyeball, Brain -&- Pink flamingo pummeling puts woman in the pokey