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Putin pilots hang glider to lead endangered Siberian cranes in flight — Rabid beaver attacks Virginia woman, 83, as she finishes swim — Vietnam’s Agent Orange Victims Get Scientology Treatment — Vic Toews hexes job posting for prison witch in B.C. — Cape Breton’s famous Red Shoe Pub mulling what to do after titular shoe stolen — Teenage Danzig St. shooting victim shot again on Sunday -&- B.C. studio’s ‘Little Spinners’ class giving grade schoolers a taste of pole dancing