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Police seek really big headphones after theft — Head injury turns man into musical savant — California Town to Elect Dog or Cat as Mayor — Alleged victim has trouble testifying in bestiality trial — Report: ‘Covert agent’ downed a 100 beers, swam with naked woman — Man Kills Ex After 15 Years, Then Dies of Heart Attack While Fleeing the Scene — Couple Hits Elderly Woman With Car, Buries Her Alive -&- World’s most twisted face seeks challenger