Disney’s anti-fat attraction blasted — Toronto Zoo orangutans may get iPad — P.E.I. spelling bee postponed due to whether — Requests to adopt dog that killed baby flood in — Sleeping pills ‘increase risk of death’ — 11 Children, Some Tied to Beds, Removed From Sex Offender’s Home — Thai activist jailed for ‘insulting’ monarchy — City buying cameras to catch dumpers — Fertility expert faces jail in global baby-selling scam — Yesterday’s Moonshiner, Today’s Microdistiller -&- World’s shortest man found in Nepal
Disney workers allowed to grow beards — Bonn’s sex-tax machines prove to be just the ticket for city coffers — Brampton’s tweets are the dirtiest — L.A. Man Arrested for Smoking Pot on Jet Blue Flight — Driver Crashes into Gov’t Building, Leaves Vials of Liquid — Female Babysitter Streamed Sex Abuse Of NJ Girl, 5, On Skype — Police Kill Man Carrying Metal Bar at Carl’s Jr. — Alaskan senior attacks moose to save husband — Tyler slammed for ‘dying racoon’ anthem -&- Dentist who used paper clips in root canals pleads guilty
French lingerie line for four- to 12-year-olds decried as ‘creepy’ — Culinary confrontation ends in basil attack — Hip-hop festival art too much like graffiti — Flaws discovered in exploding glass balconies — Sex offender accused of lewd punching in Disney’s water park — Man Drives 1,400 Miles for Pizza — Man accused of DUI could hardly ID his 6-year-old daughter in car -&- ‘I did not see it coming’: Goalie hit in face with bobblehead
‘Pastafarian’ ruling puts strain on driver / Man wins right to wear colander in licence — Geese escape death sentence / Town can’t find anyone to kill geese — Tricky Dick still elusive after all these years — He built city hall. Now he’s suing it — Handyman killed priest, headed for Disney — Man’s best friend eats man — Black sent back to prison -&- Wife arrested after penis put in garbage disposal
‘Mickey and Minnie Mouse’ Arrested Outside Disney HQ — Pop Star collecting Fans’ teeth — High school groundskeeper’s affair ruined teen — Teen girls threatened with suspension for holding hands — Report: Hairy-faced woman robbed man — Man guilty of HIV transmission murders blames problems on undescended testicle -&- Jilted bride rescued from suicide attempt