Install Theme

Your web-browser is very outdated, and as such, this website may not display properly. Please consider upgrading to a modern, faster and more secure browser. Click here to do so.

The Worst

An admirer of the finer and more pitiful things life has to offer.

Get it While it's Fresh!

Youtube, Twitter

Bourbon Jungle Radio

Lost Lives Found Photo Project

Podcast Archive, Music Videos, iPhone Ringtones

Headlines, Original GIFs

The Worst Website

Posts tagged Headlines

Aug 21 '12

Headlines:

Breastfeeding group rejects transgender dad’s leadership bid — Porn industry halts productions during syphilis probe — U.S. valedictorian denied high school diploma for saying ‘hell’ in speech — Married women driven to drink: study — Christian girl with Down’s Syndrome arrested in Pakistan for desecrating Koran — Skinny-dipping Republican lawmaker apologizes for nude swim in Israel’s Sea of Galilee -&- Woman in Russia strangles her elderly neighbour to death with a bra

Aug 17 '12

Headlines:

Image of Asian-looking woman scrapped from new $100 bills after complaints — Karate punch power linked to brain power — Spider venom to be tested as cancer cure — ‘Kenny the Clown’ Had Steve Jobs’ Stolen iPad — Exploding toilets prompt recall, lawsuit — Elderly gardener ‘lured, kidnapped’ — Male contraceptive pill closer — Blog helps Latinas meet and embrace their curly locks — Tooth lost, woman jailed in Vero Beach Pringles attack -&- Naked driver had toy pistol in tush, report says

Aug 16 '12

Headlines:

Lost letters containing $80,000 in cheques no joke to clown’s heirs — Judge dashed for soap dish after opening ‘Bag of venereal diseases’ — Lululemon to sue pants off Calvin Klein? — Man in Spandex Banned from Mall for Sexual Harassment — Priest in Underwear Seen Chasing Boy After Assault — City hall delves into something smelly — Accused eyelash thief spotted by eagle-eyed deputy -&- ‘Bouncy Stonehenge’ aims to please history buffs and fun-seekers alike

Jul 27 '12

Headlines:

Woman injured when shaving foam erupts — Hotel replaces Bible with Fifty Shades of Grey — Salt and pepper shaker collection nothing to sneeze at — Women (officially) smarter than men — Burger King Fires Employee in Lettuce Photo Posted Online — Foreign hospitals rue British teens — Fred Willard says XXX movie was a “lousy film” -&- Farmers protest fall in milk prices by spraying Brussels police from cow’s udder

Jul 25 '12

Headlines:

Nuclear sub painter accused of setting $400-million fire so he could leave early — Court to deal with underwear thefts — Kinder Egg ban in U.S. angers returning tourist — ‘I never trusted that dog from Day 1’ — Needles found in sandwiches on four Delta flights — Your Baby Can Read company out of business — Local DJ hoping to hone art and fill dance floors — 248 human fetuses discovered in Russian forest — Research suggests polar bears much older than thought -&- LCBO sells booze to 14-year-old wearing Burka

Jul 9 '12

Headlines:

Teen on ‘shrooms’ shot himself in head to wake up from bad dream — Detroit woman dies after cop’s gun discharges during hug — Taiwan judge relies on Google map to rule man owns dog that caused neighbour to fall off bike — University of Calgary asks dog owners to send in pets’ poop — Third strike for Mississauga doctor after he prescribes to a dog — Baby Chimp Killed by Adult as L.A. Zoo Visitors Watch — Lawyer appears for senior in banjo theft — Charges laid after purse swinging, spitting incident — Man beheads wife on apartment roof in Berlin — Brazilian inmates offered reduced sentences for reading books — How YouTube pays neo-Nazis -&- Man With 100 Pound Growth On His Testicles Seeks Treatment

Jun 19 '12

Headlines:

Adidas cancels shackle shoes after slavery controversy — Man, 80, Charged With Sex Crimes Against Amish Teens — Senior citizen allegedly threatens bus driver — 60 Severed Heads Found on Southwest Jet — Saskatchewan woman jailed for having sex with her son’s three teenaged friends — Stripper pole is out, pizza parties in — Hypnotist leaves girls sick, troubled — State to Free Chowchilla Kidnapper Who Buried 26 Children Alive -&- So-Called ‘Hot Dog Hooker’ Released Immediately After Sentencing

Jun 14 '12

Headlines:

Germany mystified by Forest Boy without past — Single Women Gaining Limited Acceptance in Iran — Mom thrives after losing limbs to flesh-eating disease — British PM ‘forgets’ daughter, 8, at country pub — Youth privacy laws hindering search for alleged teen pimp —Quebeckers abstain from cream-filled delights — Man threatened with jail time for washing car in his driveway — ‘Punching cop lied’ — Toilet discovery gives scientists hope — Province apologizes for keeping body parts after autopsies -&- ‘Sleeping Beauty’ teen sleeps for weeks at a time

Jun 8 '12

Headlines:

Police seek really big headphones after theft — Head injury turns man into musical savant — California Town to Elect Dog or Cat as Mayor — Alleged victim has trouble testifying in bestiality trial — Report: ‘Covert agent’ downed a 100 beers, swam with naked woman — Man Kills Ex After 15 Years, Then Dies of Heart Attack While Fleeing the Scene — Couple Hits Elderly Woman With Car, Buries Her Alive -&- World’s most twisted face seeks challenger

Jun 7 '12

Headlines:

Foam party sends 40 seeking medical care — Girlfriend defends Miami ‘face-eater’ — Police probe theft of $200,000 worth of necklaces from Guns N’ Roses singer Axl Rose in Paris — Amanda Bynes Pleads Not Guilty to DUI, Tweets Obama — Black bear euthanized after eating convicted murderer’s remains in Canada — Octomom cancels stripper gig after co-workers diss her — Testicle-biting dogs to greet hooligans — Man accused of beating another man in feud over who’s a ‘better Mexican’ -&- Woman Puts Gas Can in Car Seat; But Not Toddler

May 28 '12

Headlines:

Police Shoot, Kill Naked Man Chewing on Victim’s Face — Man stole golf cart at knifepoint in nudist resort — Man intentionally urinated on woman in bathroom, deputies say — Man busted after allegedly showing gun to jump ahead of women in fast-food line — Pilots face spike in laser attacks — Scotty’s ashes get beamed up — Thief makes off with lawn ornament — Tokyo’s fugitive penguin found alive and well -&- Moose shot in golf course pond

May 22 '12

Headlines:

South African President, Jacob Zuma, goes to court over painting depicting his genitals — Police Find Men Partying in Dumpster — Man dies midway through window — Woman weds in same church as her funeral — Bear leaves a mess in Cox’s Cove — Squirrel in toilet startles granny — Mathematician’s complaint successful — Teacher suspended for playing explicit rap songs — Teacher charged with stealing prom money -&- Nude portrait of Stephen Harper, sex-themed exhibit turning heads in Ottawa

May 11 '12

Headlines:

Naked unicyclist charged for distracting drivers in SE Texas — Baby pulled off JetBlue flight for being on No Fly list — Tim Hortons baby gets free Timbits for life — Judge rules assault on woman was not friendly wrestling — Woman bites off mugger’s finger in Japan attack — Agents find child porn suspect in underwear, stabbing samurai sword into computer — Woman run down after cat urinates on PC — High School student’s ‘overabundance’ of body spray in locker room sets off fire alarm -&- Chinese students hooked up to IV drip to study

May 8 '12

Headlines:

Woman Mauled by Cheetahs as Husband Snaps Pictures — 14 People Sickened by Dog Food Contaminated with Salmonella — Woman sacked for shoplifting 40 years ago — Woman throws her coffee in face of serial ‘sexual deviant’ — Report: Mad dad shot son in butt — Worker jumps into vat of acid to save colleague who fell in — Man with varicose veins charges employer discriminates by forcing him to wear pants — John Travolta Sued for Sexual Battery by Masseur -&- Model’s cleavage steals the show at Mexican presidential debate

Apr 27 '12

Headlines:

Tranquilized Bear Falls Out of Tree — Littering teens turn bear spray on man — Teen admits to pizza robbery — Man who had bullet in head for 94 years dies — Plane quarantined over monkeypox fears — Separated lesbian couple divide assets; including 13 tubes of sperm — Not a healthy snack? Nutella to pay woman $3M over false nutritional claims — KFC told to pay $8M to family of Australian girl brain damaged by chicken meal — Crying 4-year-old forced to undergo pat-down at U.S. airport after hugging grandmother -&- Baseball fans refuse to give crying boy ball