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South African President, Jacob Zuma, goes to court over painting depicting his genitals — Police Find Men Partying in Dumpster — Man dies midway through window — Woman weds in same church as her funeral — Bear leaves a mess in Cox’s Cove — Squirrel in toilet startles granny — Mathematician’s complaint successful — Teacher suspended for playing explicit rap songs — Teacher charged with stealing prom money -&- Nude portrait of Stephen Harper, sex-themed exhibit turning heads in Ottawa