94-year-old woman arrested for trying to smuggle weed — School Uses “Riot Gear”-Like Shields On Autistic Students — Texting man nearly walks into bear — Horsemeat enthusiasts defend cuisine — Grandson of Spain’s king shoots self in foot — Spain tries nun on baby theft charges — Town bans nightclubs, dance halls and skating rinks — Paralyzed man eluded cops twice in one week — Pursuit Suspect Shot with Bean Bag on 101 Freeway — 13-year-old girl driver killed in crash -&- Dog takes bullets to save owner
Disney workers allowed to grow beards — Bonn’s sex-tax machines prove to be just the ticket for city coffers — Brampton’s tweets are the dirtiest — L.A. Man Arrested for Smoking Pot on Jet Blue Flight — Driver Crashes into Gov’t Building, Leaves Vials of Liquid — Female Babysitter Streamed Sex Abuse Of NJ Girl, 5, On Skype — Police Kill Man Carrying Metal Bar at Carl’s Jr. — Alaskan senior attacks moose to save husband — Tyler slammed for ‘dying racoon’ anthem -&- Dentist who used paper clips in root canals pleads guilty

Hitler Top Trumps-style game may face legal action — Silvio Berlusconi calls sex probe against him ‘disgusting’ — Woman dies after buttock injection — Woman’s thumb bitten off in drunken brawl — Gang of thieves makes off with 700-pound safe with nothing inside — Teen playing with gun shoots self in the testicles — Workshop in L.A. Teaches Kids to Steal Cars -&- Pot no stairway to heaven, court says


Pot Catapult Launches Drugs Over U.S. Border — Teen wife saw future polygamist husband in dream, court told — Mother jailed for sending children to better school — Fired bald waitress to file complaint — Hitler’s guard too old to answer fan mail — Man jailed over ‘sofa damage’ killing — Mark Zuckerberg’s Facebook page hacked -&- LED Smiles – The Latest in Japanese Fashion


Model’s hair set on fire at P.Diddy party — Sharks Wary of Drunk Serbs — Dutch smoking foreigners out of pot — Anti-Semetic slur: Mel Gibson called Winona Ryder an “Oven-Dodger” — Good Samaritan helps save heart-attack victim, then steals his wife’s purse — Toronto police dismiss the ‘Spider-Man Bandit’ rumour -&- Man arrested for stealing meat used a motorized shopping cart as getaway vehicle


Toddler’s toke — Teen may have given birth in cemetery — Zulu king condemns photos of virginity tests at annual dance — Officials: Woman can’t stop exposing herself in public — Officers, chopper seize deer being kept as pet — Bad luck animal lover nearly loses his other arm helping gator — Missing sailor found inside shark off Jaws beach -&- ‘Asian unicorn’ dies after capture in Laos
